A mother goes to the kitchen and finds her kid playing with honey. She is very annoyed and wants to tell her off. What does she say?
You will come to a sticky end!
– An original from my 8 year old wannabe comedian who has a pj for every occasion.
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I wonder if we’re like a louse living in someone’s head. A clump of hair would be like a galaxy. And we’d all be crawling around in our own world.
– Bedtime musings of an overactive imagination š
“Is that a fake note?”
– Asks the kid who knows all about dollar bills (courtesy Monopoly) and coins (courtesy Subway Surfer), but can’t recognize a one rupee note.
#MakesMeFeelAncient
I’m also going to start writing about “Things My Parents Made Me Do”!
– Make her hang out the clothes? CheckĀ ā
Retaliates my 10 year old with a mischievousĀ gleam in her eye on seeing all the posts in Things My Kids Say.
An evening spent playing dress up…
Me dressing up and the little one egging me on.
Her: No amma, you are not supposed to look like “amma”. You are supposed to look like a glamorous, stylish person.
Ouch. Bring out the war paint!
– – –
Much later, after it was all over…
Her: I’m not saying you look bad when you put on all that stuff. But now you look like good old amma.
Sigh. Why do I put myself through this?
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