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One Rupee

“Is that a fake note?”

– Asks the kid who knows all about dollar bills (courtesy Monopoly) and coins (courtesy Subway Surfer), but can’t recognize a one rupee note.

#MakesMeFeelAncient

Her: You should write a big book. You keep talking about it all the time.
Me: Shall I quit my job and do it then?
Her: Amma, I go to school for 8 hours, I have classes after that, I read a lot, I go to sleep one hour before you… and I still manage to write everyday!

And I retire hurt, annihilated by my young author-in-the-making.

Go red

You thought this would be a walk through, huh? You thought we’d give in?

That’s why you should PAY ATTENTION! Or else, your career in the league will be over.

– Strategic advice to the routed Arsenal team from my 10 year old Liverpool loyalist 🙂

#KidsWatchingWayTooMuchFootball #BlameItOnTheFather

Free rides

Fathers are there to give daughters free rides!

Says my 10 year old who is too old to get a piggy back ride, but not too young to know how to wrap her father around her finger.

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